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- Tomorrow, Kamar's playing rugby.
- I love rugby!

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- Oh, do you?
- Yes.

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Good.

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- And then we have a christening in the afternoon...
- I adore christenings!

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I'm so good with children.
Everything they say is just so funny.

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So if you could all just lock up
and drop your keys...

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WHISPERS:
How was that?

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WHISPERS: Good.
You're coming across as a really nice person.

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- It's so hard to find a good cleaner.
- Yes!

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These girls whizz around the house.
You barely have to look at them.

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Lovely.

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And then I had a packet of Quavers
and Jason had a Scotch egg

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- and we just ate them in the car.
- Oh, nice.

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Yeah.
It was just something to fill a hole.

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- Yeah, well, you know, you need something to tide you over.
- Exactly.

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Just something to keep you going
between meals.

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Have you had a snack?

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Yeah, I had an apple.

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And, fill a hole?

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- Yeah, it did, actually.
- Well, there you go.

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It's just something to tide you over.

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- Yeah.
- Mm. Just something to fill a hole.

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- Let me know if there's anything I can do.
- Thanks.

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We got 20 guests arriving from London.

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Derek's put on a coach for them and
it'll take them back at the end of...

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Hi.
Can I speak to Colin, please?

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- Oh.
- Great.

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Wow!
That was rude. Huh!

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Am I really that boring?

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- Don't make me answer that.
- Hey!

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Breadcrumbs, which is carbs,

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sausage meat, which is proteins,

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and then, in the middle,
it's basically an egg.

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Mm.
Well, that should keep you going, babe.

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- Yeah. It was just something to tide me over.
- Yeah.

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Something to fill a hole.

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And this goes there.

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That's so pretty!

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Thank you.

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Shall we take a photo?

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Well, I would hate to forget
how lovely it was.

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CATHY CHUCKLES

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MICHAEL CHUCKLES

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- Are you OK?
- Yeah. Just trying to do that heart thing.

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It's just... It's just...

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Oh!
THEY LAUGH.

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No, sorry, Cath, what is it?

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THEY LAUGH

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- We don't need to be negative.
- I know, I know. I'm fine.

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And we don't need to hate people
just because they're better than us.

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What?

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Ladybird.

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SHE SIGHS

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- Did it go on me?
- No, Derek.

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- Has it gone on me, Pauline?
- It flew away.

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- Are you sure?
- Yes, Derek, I saw it.

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OK, thanks.

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I want you to know I could say
something really very witty right now.

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- I know.
- Very witty and very cutting.

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I know you could, I know.

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But I am choosing, out of kindness, not to.

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Thanks.

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I really appreciate it.

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You'd better.

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Oh! Oh, shit, that's a video
and not a photo.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Oh, no, um...

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I... I just took a photo instead of a video.

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No!
A video instead of a photo.

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- Oh, dear.
- Yeah.

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Whoops!

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- Everything all right at the butcher's?
- Yeah, yeah. Really good.

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Right, shall I take that photo?

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Badminton.

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My God!

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I don't know why anyone bothers
doing anything any more.

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It's just people who think
they're too good for tennis.

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Why does the net have to be so high?

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Why does the net have to be high?

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Why is the ball made of air?

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You start to question badminton,
you'll never stop.

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And Danielle got on the coach, so
good thing we kept that room for her.

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Can we just take the photo, Derek?
My arms are hurting.

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But Derek can't make it because of his back.

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Not me, the other Derek.

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Yes, Derek, I know your friend Derek
isn't you.

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Well, my friends find it confusing.

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Oh, I'm sure they do.

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Oh, wow! That's a nice top.
Who told you to buy it?

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No-one.
I bought it myself.

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No, but who was it that had
the fashion sense to...

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- Hm.
- That's so rude.

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- Don't worry, love.
- I'm so sorry!

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- I can't believe I just said that!
- I know.

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It's so unlike you.

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Wow, look at that top!

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CATHY CHUCKLES
Shut your face.

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If I could wink, I'd wink,
but I can't wink, so...

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Oh, no, I can wink.
Great.

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That's good to know.

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Handy.

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I'm sorry for being rude about your clothes.

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Oh, I don't care.
It's only clothes.

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Yeah.
And it's mums, isn't it?

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They all dress like dogs.

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I'm sure I'll be the same
when I have my bab...

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He does something to do with computers,

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and I, obviously, do my removals.

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But despite that, we're both called Derek.

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- Can we just take the photo, Derek?
- Yeah. Sorry.

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I wouldn't like that.

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Well, the problem is,
if someone shouts out, "Derek",

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- we've got no way of knowing which one of us...
- Derek!

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And I'm not worried about the birth

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because, like, you know, how hard can it be?

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- It's pretty hard, love.
- Oh, I know it is, yeah, but...

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I don't want to scare you.

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Yeah, but what you have to remember,
Cathy, is, I've had laryngitis.

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Right.

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So you don't need to worry about me.

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I'm completely prepared for being a mum.

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Basically, it's going to be
easy for me, like it was for you.

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Cathy?
You're needed.

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CATHY CHUCKLES

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If Jason asks me to marry him,

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will you come on my hen do?

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Sorry, I'm just imagining
what that would be like.

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KELLY GIGGLES.

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You'd enjoy it.

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Cathy!
THEY GIGGLE.

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Of course I wouldn't.

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You'd have fun.

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I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.

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KELLY GIGGLES.
Cathy!

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I was calling you.

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- Yeah, I was just talking to Kelly.
- I shouldn't have to call you twice.

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I came when I was ready.

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Well, you should have been quicker.

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Yes, well, you can go fuck yourself.

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Very good.

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Thanks.

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You know what I love most
about being British?

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- Go on.
- The fact that we're tolerant.

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I can't stand people who aren't tolerant.

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I actually surprise myself sometimes,
the amount of things I can tolerate.

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Race, obviously.
That's the biggie.

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Any religion, no matter what
crazy bollocks they believe in.

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I can tolerate women.

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And that's fat women, thin women, the lot.

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Gays, and, like, all the
various quirky little subdivisions.

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I can tolerate every single one of them.

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Even the men that dress like ladies.

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- That's because you're British.
- Exactly!

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Oh, the French wouldn't know
how to be tolerant.

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They wouldn't have a clue.

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Miserable, dirty, little,
stinking fucking cowards.

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This is dill.

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Yeah.

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- Dill.
- Yeah.

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You chop it up and sprinkle it over the
food, just like you would if it was, um...

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cress.

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- Yeah.
- Good.

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How do I introduce Michael?

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Well, he's...
Derek's friend, isn't he?

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Do I need to say anything about you?

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- Yes.
- Good.

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You can, um...

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you can say he's my partner.

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Well done.

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Thanks.

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Took you long enough.

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- And you had no idea?
- No!

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Congratulations!

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Wow, you hid it so well.

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I was sure you'd worked it out.

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I was asking all those questions!

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Yeah, but that was for your friend
who's pregnant.

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KELLY GIGGLES

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That was you?

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Yes!

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Ha-ha!
My God!

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And I've had to eat all the time,

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and in the mornings, I've been SO sick!

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Yeah, but that was the antibiotics.

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- That's the pregnancy!
- No way!

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I'm not even on antibiotics!

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THEY LAUGH.

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Are you kidding me?

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- I just need to find my phone.
- Oh, right.

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- Where did you last have it?
- Um...

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80%.

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- Is that good?
- Yeah.

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It gets down to 50%, but then it
drops to 20% really quickly, so...

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- That's annoying.
- Yeah, killer.

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Huh!

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Jason was just saying
that his battery gets to 50%

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and then drops down to 20% really quickly.

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Oh. I bet that's annoying.

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Yeah, just a bit.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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I'm on 80% now, so that should
see me through the afternoon

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if I don't use it too much.

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- That's good.
- Yeah.

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Good game.

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Yeah.

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Your dad used to be good at that.

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Oh, yeah.
He loved it, didn't he? Huh!

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It's like bowling, isn't it?
So...

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Jason's good at bowling, too.

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00:11:06,173 --> 00:11:08,035
- Are you?
- Yeah. Tenpin.

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- Right.
- He's got awards for it, haven't you?

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Nothing major.

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Well, obviously, it's in the genes.

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CATHY LAUGHS

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Yeah.

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You bowl much?

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Not for a long time.

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But, yeah, you know, back in the day.

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Well, I'll go and help Derek.

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Yeah.

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- Yeah. See you in a bit, then.
- Yeah.

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HE SIGHS

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I wonder where Kelly is?

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- Where are you, babe?
- I'm in here.

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FRIDGE BEEPS

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It's bound to be ugly.

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- The baby?
WHISPERS: - Yeah.

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WHISPERS:
And thick.

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Ugly and thick.

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All that effort to make a baby
and it comes out ugly and thick.

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HE SIGHS.
Such a shame.

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- We'll have to hold it.
- Oh, don't.

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- We will.
- Oh, stop.

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We'll have to talk to it,

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look at it.

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My son, best thing that ever happened to me.

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- Of course.
- My grandson? Yeah, lovely.

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My great-grandchild?

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Who gives a fuck?

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I bet she breast-feeds.

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Oh, I'm too old.

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She'll be whopping them out on Cathy's sofa.

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Here's the birthday boy.

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Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Yeah.

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Brilliant!
They'll be burying me soon.

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THEY LAUGH

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I love the thought of my bones
clunking about underground.

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Ha-ha-ha!

252
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,841
Yeah.
All these years of thinking and worrying.

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At the end of it all,
you're just bones, rotting in a box.

254
00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:15,540
And no-one even knows you existed.

255
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,860
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
It's fantastic!

256
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,999
Brilliant!
You're basically just a bag of meat.

257
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,062
You all right, mate?

258
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,111
I suppose you can't really think
about it like that, can you?

259
00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:35,321
Best not to.

260
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,520
Dare me to dive in the pool?

261
00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:45,750
I think if everything's OK with the baby,

262
00:13:45,811 --> 00:13:47,860
I'm going to be the sort of dad that, like,

263
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,780
talks to his kids about stuff.

264
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:53,020
And isn't just, like, funny all the time.

265
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,302
Yeah.

266
00:13:55,199 --> 00:13:56,559
Good idea, babe.

267
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,382
I think I'm going to be the same.

268
00:13:59,782 --> 00:14:01,062
Yeah.

269
00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:06,540
Though it'll be hard, obviously,
because we're both so witty.

270
00:14:07,184 --> 00:14:09,328
We'll just have to really keep an eye on it.

271
00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:11,897
I just don't want my son
spending his whole life

272
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,758
wishing he was as good as me.

273
00:14:18,885 --> 00:14:20,780
I think I'll just wait for it
to get a bit warmer.

274
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,180
- Yeah.
- Derek?

275
00:14:22,881 --> 00:14:24,424
Yes, my sweetheart?

276
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,994
They'll be here soon.

277
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,845
I'll be in the dining room.

278
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,617
Do you ever get bored of breathing?

279
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:45,340
In, out, in, out, in, out.

280
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,980
Fucking hell!

281
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,700
When's it going to stop?

282
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,877
Yeah.
Huh!

283
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,427
Dave would have loved it here, wouldn't he?

284
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,420
He'd have been straight in that
pool, probably with his clothes on.

285
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,700
Hm!

286
00:15:06,554 --> 00:15:10,071
We'd have had silly T-shirts
and football on the grass, and...

287
00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:14,140
He'd have cleared out that cider farm,

288
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:18,080
though I'm not sure what he would've
thought about Canterbury. Hm!

289
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:43,027
It still doesn't make any sense
that he's gone, does it?

290
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,421
I'm still finding little holes he's left.

291
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,070
But we keep moving on, don't we?

292
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,855
Even when we don't want to move.

293
00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:27,501
And... and things happen.

294
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,640
CATHY SIGHS

295
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,942
Oh, people will be here soon.

296
00:17:04,227 --> 00:17:06,348
Huh!
Right!

297
00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:17,837
KELLY AND JASON GIGGLE

298
00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:19,300
- Ah!
- Got you again!

299
00:17:19,742 --> 00:17:22,252
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Got you, Michael.

300
00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:23,738
Yeah, you did.
THEY LAUGH.

301
00:17:24,725 --> 00:17:26,820
- Do you want me to stop?
- Yes, please.

302
00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:28,778
Oh, OK.

303
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:33,817
One more?

304
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,255
Really?

305
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:37,674
Yeah.

306
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,025
OK.

307
00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:44,419
Can I do it in your face?

308
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,013
- Do you have to?
- Kind of.

309
00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:51,312
OK.

310
00:17:56,694 --> 00:17:58,774
SHE GIGGLES

311
00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:05,969
Thanks, Michael.

312
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,371
Yeah, that's all right.

313
00:18:07,432 --> 00:18:09,339
THEY LAUGH

314
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,100
It's great about you and Cathy, by the way.

315
00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:16,785
- Thanks.
- Because obviously, she's out of your league.

316
00:18:18,441 --> 00:18:21,620
- Yep.
- But it shows romance isn't just about looks,

317
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,180
or how sexy someone is.

318
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:28,914
It can also be about kindness
and boring stuff like that.

319
00:18:30,992 --> 00:18:32,852
That's nice for you to say.

320
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,980
I hope that didn't come out wrong.

321
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,651
No, I-I think it was quite clear
what you meant.

322
00:18:39,712 --> 00:18:42,940
I keep on saying things that are
accidentally deeply offensive.

323
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,646
That doesn't sound like you.

324
00:18:44,763 --> 00:18:46,060
I know, right?

325
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,520
Thanks for calling me in.

326
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,024
Nice to have this little moment
alone together on this hectic day.

327
00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:53,704
We're doing the napkins.

328
00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:56,559
Fantastic.
Good. Yes. Er...

329
00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:59,439
No, good, yeah.
I love napkins.

330
00:19:04,174 --> 00:19:07,517
No, but... I thought maybe
you might have been calling me in

331
00:19:07,578 --> 00:19:11,394
to give me a present,
seeing as it's my birthday.

332
00:19:11,455 --> 00:19:13,392
This whole week has been
your birthday present.

333
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,300
Oh, I know.
Yeah.

334
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,420
It's amazing, yeah,
it... it's been great.

335
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:25,025
But it can be nice,
alongside a big present...

336
00:19:25,757 --> 00:19:28,060
to have something little to open on the day.

337
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,660
Are you actually doing this?

338
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,980
No, sorry, no, you're right. It's been...
it's been... it's been an amazing week.

339
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,029
- Do you know how much this place cost?
- No, I know. Sorry. Sorry.

340
00:19:40,544 --> 00:19:42,688
I just like having something
to open, that's all.

341
00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,220
Looking good.

342
00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:53,100
Thanks.

343
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:59,660
Can you believe Derek's paid
for a coach to bring his mates

344
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,060
all the way from London
and then take them home?

345
00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:05,100
- It's a lovely thing to do.
- Really lovely, yeah.

346
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,115
He's a great bloke.

347
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,820
- No, you've done well in here.
- Thanks, mate.

348
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,162
I'm doing my best.
Huh!

349
00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:18,700
I'll get on with the barbie in a minute.

350
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,520
All right.
Lovely.

351
00:20:23,438 --> 00:20:27,280
I've actually got some shelves I
think I'm going to put up 'round mine.

352
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,735
- Oh, OK.
- Yeah. I want to get my trophies up.

353
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,920
- Nice.
- Yeah.

354
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:40,857
Do you think you might fancy
sort of helping me get them up?

355
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,220
Yeah.
Yeah, all right.

356
00:20:44,483 --> 00:20:46,046
They'll need to be pretty straight.

357
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,800
OK. OK, I'll, er... bring my spirit-level.

358
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,760
Yeah, great.

359
00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:57,246
- I'll get mine out, too.
- Oh, great.

360
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,558
I'm just going to see what else is going on.
You all right here?

361
00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:04,833
Yeah, yeah.

362
00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:06,334
Cool, cool.

363
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,280
JASON SIGHS

364
00:21:17,147 --> 00:21:19,045
Give us a shout if you need anything.

365
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,091
I think sometimes, emotions

366
00:21:53,152 --> 00:21:57,090
and people getting, like,
emotional and stuff,

367
00:21:57,504 --> 00:22:01,764
I think it can sort of
get in the way of what's important.

368
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,000
Yeah, I think that's
a really good point, love.

369
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,668
I think, like,

370
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:15,097
everything you were saying yesterday
about, like, guilt or whatever...

371
00:22:16,612 --> 00:22:18,760
I just think you shouldn't overthink it.

372
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:23,978
Thanks for talking to me.

373
00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:26,442
Yeah, well, I'm not a kid any more.

374
00:22:26,683 --> 00:22:28,403
No, of course not.

375
00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:34,167
But I...
I know it's hard.

376
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,750
When someone dies,
time stands still for them, but...

377
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,383
the rest of us keep changing, so...

378
00:22:47,444 --> 00:22:52,627
Well...
I think that's my thing, really.

379
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,220
OK.

380
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,380
Because I do get that you're going
to be with Michael for a bit

381
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:03,409
because you're lonely and you've got
to try new things, or whatever,

382
00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:05,380
before it's too late.

383
00:23:05,815 --> 00:23:07,215
And that's fine.

384
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,513
But you need to remember, Mum, that...

385
00:23:12,331 --> 00:23:14,411
it's a really difficult time for a woman.

386
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,060
- Is it?
- Yeah.

387
00:23:18,478 --> 00:23:20,240
It's confusing for them.

388
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,020
I'm not confused.

389
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,546
No, you are.

390
00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:27,700
I'm not, love.

391
00:23:27,761 --> 00:23:31,200
You're so confused, you don't even
know that you're confused.

392
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,070
But I'm here to keep an eye on you.

393
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:47,032
So... just be a bit more lowkey,
just for now.

394
00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:49,891
Just until you get a bit
of perspective on it

395
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,960
and you can see how you're behaving.

396
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,680
Hm.

397
00:23:59,914 --> 00:24:01,689
JASON KISSES CATHY'S HEAD

398
00:24:11,931 --> 00:24:14,370
So you're talking about change and stuff...

399
00:24:16,726 --> 00:24:18,583
but you don't need to change, Mum.

400
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,849
- Just remember who you are.
- Huh!

401
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:29,301
Right, then, let's do the barbie.

402
00:24:44,332 --> 00:24:45,580
20?!

403
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,940
- Yeah.
- How has Derek got 20 friends?

404
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,580
20?!

405
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,620
20 morons, with so little to do,

406
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,740
they'll come all the way here
to celebrate the birth of Derek.

407
00:24:58,276 --> 00:24:59,780
What is it?

408
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,266
Does it matter?

409
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,000
You all right? Talking about me?
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

410
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,580
- We were, actually.
- Oh! Nothing too bad, I hope.

411
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,460
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

412
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,000
Hm.

413
00:25:16,138 --> 00:25:17,558
MOUTHS: Come over here.

414
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,597
THEY GIGGLE AND CLINK GLASSES

415
00:25:53,612 --> 00:25:54,940
Oh, for god's sake!

416
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,660
- Bloody hell!
- Oh, it's lovely!

417
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,500
So trite. They're literally
walking off into the distance.

418
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,420
- Pauline!
- She's fucking him in the bushes!

419
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,060
- About time.
- She's not!

420
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,020
They're kissing.
They're having a cuddle!

421
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,625
They're admiring the flowers.

422
00:26:08,686 --> 00:26:10,702
She's definitely admiring something.

423
00:26:10,763 --> 00:26:11,750
HORN BLASTS

424
00:26:11,843 --> 00:26:13,459
Oh, that'll be the coach!

425
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,380
She's meant to be handing out
the champagne and the finger food.

426
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,620
I'll get the burgers out.

427
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,900
Of all the times to put herself first.

428
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,320
- Here they come.
- Oh, leave them alone!

429
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,760
CATHY GIGGLES

430
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,040
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